The Hot Shit! Theater Company and the Franklinist Drama Club of the South present
CAPTAIN WIMWAM'S BUFFOONICUS SPECTACULUS #464!
Voids without mouths! Wars between mold spores! Omnidirectional taxidermic treats! Geysers of gore! The long long shadow of the lunar cycle! Toxins and peril! Sterile Feral Book-Births! And their Mother(s)! Oh, who did buff us then? Grind your teeth and moan! Caca-phony and simple strains! Singing greens in the pot! And bellowing components of soil! Bust a bud or two and shower sparks without number! What happens when you drink bleach! Only a third as many Eyes as Teeth! And the absence of light in between! Fire! Sex! Violence! And spit! And that what to catch it in, spittoons for all! A cast of thousands! And the Harza Clan, fully-sized! -- Miniaturized! -- and otherwise! Even pickled if your eyeballs are quick! Cameras! Microphones! Cameras! Microphones! Recordings with breath and energy! A hot moist wind down your neck as the winter wanes! And you can tell your grandkids what it felt like! Then just press play on the tape machine! What wonders will abound in their apple-sized heads! Flesh and life in the butter tray! And spoons and forks made of bone! And the phone's just-a-ringin like mad back at home and you'll never know! Answering machines with legs! Stringy tar, iron-oxide impregnated! No amount of rubbing alcohol will clean your heads! And vagueness! Captain Wimwam actually really and truly completely dead this time for real! Just a little wisp of blue smoke from the grave is all! And his angry sidekick Splodo the Frown, roots covered in bad salts but no wrinkled fingers hindering the rendering of THIS bat-infested sky! Only the pearly and supple! Kneecaps of guano! Could've used that Nitrogen elsewhere, eh Splodo? Buds and seeds = the self-sustaining androgeny of this strange wood! Luscious grains beget jagged chasms with doilies for door casings! And Goon #46 -- another instance of a void with filling, together on a gray plane no contrast in sight! Invisible! But audible! Sandy Clara! Clara Number Eight! Clara Fourteen! Clara tethered and tied! Jimmy Steamboat! What do you know, Mrs. O? Nurse with Syringe! Hunter with Shotgun! The Alarm Repair Man! I'm here to service the alarm! Open the fuckin' door! Circus Buyers! Jimmy Two-Tongues! Whoa! The Cast Iron Man! Fiberglass People! Cameras and Microphones! Insecticide to blacken and mute! Fred! The Bugman! Jimbo King of the Jimbots hither thither and yon! Promises kept! Excitement! Thrills! No refunds guaranteed or your money back!
Vel Fritt's timeless masterpiece of angry-exclamation-point-no-refunds theater,
the unstageable staged here by Shitty Bedford.
With a Shitty Bedford score, performed Live by the Goons of Waxing-Gibbous.
At EYEDRUM! Friday, March 19, 10pm = $8
Saturday, March 20, 10pm = $10 Best value!
Sunday, March 21, 10pm = $8
Monday, March 22, 10pm = $6